A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. Johnny said, "Well, he likes to cut people in half. "That is great", says Little Johnny, "cause he'd be stuffed if he needed glasses! Johnny spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven.
Teacher: What part of a man's body has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is associated with love? "So - she ask the students - what did this experiment teach us? "That could be an interesting let me ask you a question first. " Some of the older neighbourhood boys have been making fun of Little Johnny lately. "Well I definitely pooped my pants. "Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver. " Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women! Johnny: "A new bike". You can see the two lightning bolts on his helmet". I think I should be in the third-grade too! Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother. " He says: "Well, the last generation just dropped it. Teacher: "This note from your father looks like your handwriting?
So she asked, "Why did you copy your brother's homework? She starts to talk sternly to Johnny and says "Johnny when I was a young girl, I was told that if I made ugly faces and the wind changed, my face would stay that way. Teacher: "Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes! The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. The principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, "pockets". "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves? ' What not to put in one's mouth. A pastor was chatting with some children about 'being good' and going to Heaven.
Little Johnny threw his bag outside. It writhed painfully and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round? He was a paratrooper. Johnny: "Maybe it is wrong, Miss, but you asked how I spell it. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He was going to eat me, Johnny! Johnny said, "It had to be! "Wow, but did he eat twenty candy bars in a single sitting? " So it's little Johnny's turn to present for show and tell. Now, what did your father say to the maid? And falls back to sleep. His elder sister asked, "Why are you home so early?
The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. There are also little johnny teacher puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls. Asked the teacher, who was perplexed. So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. Little Johnny smiles. Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. So she took off her bottom he asked her to lay on the floor this. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher "I see no reason Johnny can't go on to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right. Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it. Teacher asked: "Whose bag is that???
Teacher: "How interesting. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? You got it wrong, " she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. So she went to the bathroom with him. And so every girl got up and started heading for the door. Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The next word was "defecate, " and again, she thought it best not to call on Johnny despite his enthusiastically raised hand.
And the students replied a joyous "Bacon". Your dad did a good job. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. But I don't want a child. The teacher asks him "Why did you stand up Johnny? Teacher: "What is further away, Australia or the Moon? "Johnny, what is your problem? " Teacher: "What is an island? The day after that, Johnny comes back with a massive black eye again.
"No darling, " says his mother, somewhat distressed, "Sometimes, they can begin with 'I've got too much work in the office tonight, I'll come home later. Check out our other joke categories or.